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Brush up your Poetry, Michael Macrone, Ph.D, MJF books, 1996.
Chaucer’s poetry added the following lines to the Engish idiom:
To let sleeping dogs lie.
In one ear and out the other
To strike while the iron is hot
Patience is a virtue
To see and be seen
To wet one’s whistle
To make a virtue of necessity

Cork Boat, John Pollack
Reality wasn't all that different. Back on the river, we muscled our way slowly westward, day by day. Although Curtis and Jennifer had to leave us in Regua, we were joined, at the same time, by a college buddy of Garth's, an environmental engineer named Garvin Heath. Garvin was a big, ebullient guy, well over six feet, and he could pull his weight and then some. Better yet, he was full of good stories.
One tale in particular really captured my imagination, a project he called "Peripatetic Pancakes." A few years earlier, to celebrate his thirtieth birthday, he had hired a mule train to haul four hundred pounds of pancake mix, syrup, jam, skillets, fuel, and other supplies a dozen miles into the Sierras of California. There, he set up camp and for the next two weeks cooked free, all-you-can-eat pancakes for any and all passing backpackers.
At first, people were flabbergasted at this unlikely IHOP-in-the-wilderness. Then word started spreading along the trail. One hungry man, a dot-corn refugee, stumbled into camp with only a few raisins left. When Garvin welcomed him warmly with unlimited silver-dollar pancakes and a choice of eight toppings, he was practically speechless with gratitude.

Written on the Body, Jeannette Winterson, First Vintage International, 1992.
You said, <! love you.' Why is it that the most unoriginal thing we can say to one another is still the thing we long to hear? <! love you* is always a quotation. You did not say it first and neither did I, yet when you say it and when I say it we speak like savages who have found three words and worship them. I did worship them but now I am alone on a rock hewn out of my own body.

The Seuss The Whole Seuss and Nothing But the Suess, Charles Cohen, Random House, 2004.
Most people's understanding of Ted Geisel begins with a man hovering around 50 years of age, already established as a wildly popular children's author. It was in that context that Ted published an article in which he excoriated adults for losing a healthy sense of humor when they grew up:
Have you ever stopped to consider what has happened to your sense of humor? When you were a kid named Willy or Mary the one thing you did better than anything else was laugh. ... A strange thing called conditioned laughter began to take its place. ... [It depended on] financial conditions. Political conditions. Racial, religious and social conditions. You began to laugh at people your family feared or despised—people they felt inferior to, or people they felt better than. . . . You were supposed to guffaw when someone told a story which proved that Swedes are stupid, Scots are tight. Englishmen are stuffy and the Mexicans never wash. You discovered a new form of humor based on sex.... Your capacity for healthy, silly, friendly laughter was smothered!

Big Shots, A. J. Baime, New American Library, 2003
When Jack was two, his mother died. A couple years later, his father, Calaway Daniel, remarried, and little Jack didn't take it lightly. With twelve brothers and sisters, he was a neglected kid. So he ran away—all the way to the neighbor's farm, where "Uncle Felix" (no relation) lived. A short time later, one of the tiny community's leaders took the boy in, giving the orphan a home (think Albert on L/'tt/e House on the Prairie). The Reverend Dan Call was a Lutheran preacher who owned a general store and a still at a place called Louse Creek, and he needed an apprentice. Not only did Jack find a home— he found a trade as well.
At just nine years old, Jack Daniel began making whiskey.

Reading Lolita in Tehran, Azar Nafisi, Random House, 2004.
I could not see my favorite mountains from where I sat, but opposite my chair, on the far wall of the dining room, was an antique oval mirror, a gift from my father, and in its reflection, I could see the mountains capped with snow, even in summer, and watch the trees change color. That censored view intensified my impression that the noise came not from the street below but from some far-off place, a place whose persistent hum was our only link to the world we refused, for those few hours, to acknowledge.
That room, for all of us, became a place of transgression. What a wonderland it was! Sitting around the large coffee table covered with bouquets of flowers, we moved in and out of the novels we read. Looking back, I am amazed at how much we learned without even noticing it. We were, to borrow from Nabokov to experience how the ordinary pebble of ordinary life could be transformed into a jewel through the magic eye of fiction.

Lakota Noon, Gregory Michno, Mountain Press Publishing Co. Missoula, MT. 1997
In his twenty-eighth year of manhood, White Cow Bull had been with many / women but had never taken a wife. Yet, there was a pretty young Cheyenne woman named Meotzi (Monahsetah) who had caught his eye. His Cheyenne friends said | she was originally from the southern branch of the tribe, but no Cheyenne man could marry her because she had a seven-year-old son born out of wedlock. In| addition, the boy's father was said to be the white soldier chief called Long Hair. He had taken Meotzi to his tent after his soldiers killed her father, Little Rock, eight years ago during the fight on the Washita River. Meotzi, in her twenties and still unmarried, now lived with the Northern Cheyennes with her son.Yellow Bird. He had light streaks in his hair and always seemed to be with his mother in the daytime.White Cow Bull could never get a minute alone with Meotzi. At night he would come calling. Meotzi knew he wanted to walk with her under the courting blanket, but she would only talk to him through the tipi and would never consent to come outside.58 Perhaps this would finally be White Cow Bull's lucky day. Riding for a time around the Cheyenne circle, he saw Meotzi carrying firewood up from the river. Yellow Bird was with her.White Cow Bull just smiled and said nothing.

From the Heart of the Crow Country, Joe Medicine Crow, University of Nebraska, 1992
About 1919 the secretary of the interior issued orders that the Crows must get rid of their horses. This was like ordering a man to kill his best friend or brother. It was also ordering a people to relinquish the traditions, customs, and values of their culture, their way of life! Naturally, no Crow could abide by the secretary's orders. The ultimatum came about 1923, that the government would get rid of the horses. Local non-Indian cattle outfits were contracted to kill the horses on a bounty basis. The killer would be paid four dollars per animal when he produced the tip of a horse's ear. Some killers would bring in big sacks of ears. One large outfit had to import Texas gunmen to do the shooting, as local cowboys were soon disgusted with the slaughter. Of course, the Crows would not kill horses.

Fluke, Christopher Moore, Perrenial, 2003.
Well, time passed and some whalers came to the island, bringing steel tools and syphilis and other wonders from the West, and before anyone knew what was happening, they, too, were thinking that they wouldn^t mind a few cocktails and a measure of nookie. So rather than sail back around the Horn to Nantucket to hoist noggins of grog and the skirts of the odd Hester, Millicent, or Prudence (so fast the dear woman would think she'd fallen down a chimney and landed on a zucchini), they pulled into Lahaina, drawn by the drunken sex magic of old Maui. They didn't come to Maui for the whales, they came for the party.


Terrible Lizard, Deborah Cadbury, Henry Holt and Co, 2000.
Cuvier's large extinct mammals, the mammoth, the mastodon and Megatherium, were found in the most recent, Tertiary deposits. In older strata Cuvier identified an ancient sea lizard, 'Mosasaurus^ or 'lizard of the Meuse', and several extinct species of crocodile. His studies suggested that entire animal races had been wiped from the face of the earth. He was haunted by the desire to know what had happened to the vanished creatures. Why would God create these beings if He planned only to destroy them? Cuvier wanted to ascertain whether 'species which existed then have been entirely destroyed, or if they have merely been modified in their form, or if they have simply been transported from one climate into another'. Quite why and how extinction occurred was a puzzle that remained to be solved.

Fall on Your Knees, Anne-Marie MacDonald, Simon and Schuster, 1996.
sat—She sings like twelve saxophones and a freight train, she wears about a pound of gold, the band just tries to keep up with her. She's no lady. Her songs are all unbelievably unhappy or lewd. It's called Blues. She sings about sore feet, sexual relations, baked goods, killing your lover, being broke, men called Daddy, women who dress like men, working, praying for rain. Jail and trains. Whiskey and morphine. She tells stories between verses and everyone in the place shouts out how true it all is. Imagine—the more interruptions, the higher the praise, like a real chorus. Picture Sweet Jessie Hogan at the Met. The best opera is just high-tone Blues.

Land Circle, Linda Hasselstrom
I watched an especially fat skunk waddle out of the barn and pursued it across the garden. I thought if I followed far enough I might make it move away. That skunk would let me get within ten feet, then turn, face me squarely, and stomp its front paws repeatedly on the ground, then turn again, wave its tail, look over a shoulder, and proceed. I was so entertained by this procedure that I followed for a couple of miles. I liked that air of confidence. I've seldom seen a skunk scurry, or slink, or in any way seem ashamed. Their lifestyle is relaxed; they walk sedately and erratically, wandering toward whatever interests them, behaving as if their dress-for-success immaculate white and black gives them confidence—when it's really their cologne.

A Case of Curiousity, Allen Kurzwell, Harcourt, 1992
The tour began slowly. Slugs do not make ideal guides. Slow to acknowledge the directions of the Abbe’, slow to take Claude to the more interesting parts of the property, slow, in fact, in all aspects of his being, Henri did only one thing quickly – exasperate those around him.

The Measure of All Things, Ken Alder, The Free Press, 2002
For seven years Delambre and Mechain traveled the meridian to extract this single number from the curved surface of our planet. They began their journey in opposite directions, and then, when they had reached the extremities of their arc, measured their way back toward one another through a country quickened with revolution. Their mission took them to the tops of filigree cathedral spires, to the summits of domed volcanoes, and very nearly to the guillotine. It was an operation of exquisite precision for such violent times. At every turn they encountered suspicion and obstruction. How do you measure the earth while the world is turning beneath your feet? How do you establish a new order when the countryside is in chaos? How do you set standards at a time when everything is up for grabs? Or is there, in fact, no better time to do so?

Resist Much Obey Little, Remembering Ed Abbey, Hepworth and McNamee
William Eastlake
I first met Ed Abbey at my ranch in Cuba, New Mexico. I taught Ed how to ride and punch cattle. When the cattle started to punch back, Ed decided to become a writer. Ed discovered that to become a writer you must learn to drink a lot, which can be accomplished with much practice and dedication to the art. The art of drinking. What tempted Ed into the writing trade was what got the best of us into it. You can sleep late. Those who take writing seriously solemnly end up in Hollywood writing "The Guiding Light" and "Little House on the Prairie."
Ed decided early in life to save the planet, and he damn near did. First of all you have to learn to write well—which Ed did—then you have to bum around the country to discover who's going to blow us up—which Ed did. Then Ed set about blowing them up—and he did.

Home Grown Democrat, Garrison Keillor, Viking, 2004.
I was six-foot-three, 136 pounds with my shoes on, I looked like a folded ironing board with hair, I didn't go around mirrors. I was so near-sighted that without my glasses I lived in an impressionist world. I was in the Young Democrats Club and the girls I knew were Democrats and sympathetic to needy cases. The club took a ski trip to Theodore Wirth Park, my first time on skis. These were the wooden kind with the single leather strap across your shoes. I got in the back of the line at the top of the hill. I didn't use poles because I had no idea what to do with them. I pushed off from the top of the hill when nobody was looking and suddenly I was a physics experiment, trying to stay vertical, hands over my head, trees racing by, the law of gravity all over me, and a small spruce zoomed toward me, three feet high, and I leaned to one side and the ground came up and whacked me and I slid on my face for a hundred feet or so and collected a few pounds of snow under my shirt and pants, and hiked down the hill and never tried skiing again. I still remember every moment of that run. People ski for years trying to attain an intensity of experience that I got the first time. I went to the ski lodge and there was my crowd, the doinks, the gimps, the losers, hanging around the lobby fireplace and pretending to have a very very good time waiting to go home. I took a cup of spiced tea and sat down on the couch and glimpsed myself in an old cracked mirror across the room, a small dark cloud with a lizard face, inept, impoverished, faintly ludicrous, a person I wouldn't have wanted to know.

Life on a Young Planet, Andrew Knoll, Princeton University Press, 2003.
To me, science's creation story is a deeply engrossing narrative that, told correctly, helps us to understand not only our biological past, but the Earth and life that surround us today. Contemporary biological diversity is the product of nearly 4 billion years of evolution. We are a part of this legacy. Thus, by coming to grips with life's long evolutionary history, we begin to understand something of our own place in the world, including our responsibility as planetary stewards.

In Trouble Again: A Journey Between the Orinoco and The Amazon, Redmond O’Hanlon, Vintage Departures, 1988.
There are no leeches that go for you in the Amazon jungles, an absence which would represent, I felt, a great improvement on life in Borneo. But then there are much the same amoebic and bacillary dysenteries, yellow and blackwater and dengue fevers, malaria, cholera, typhoid, rabies, hepatitis and tuberculosis - plus one or two very special extras.

The Best Travelers Tales, Travelers Tales 2004
The Snake Charmer of Guanacaste, Patric Fitzhugh
Machetes are like Central American credit cards— nobody leaves home without one. They're everywhere. The machete is part of the Central American male identity. The machete is the Swiss Army knife on steroids, practicality manifest, the solution to every problem by which an American is rarely confronted: Need to hack a path through the jungle? Open a coconut? Kill a deadly reptile? The answer is a shining silver blade.

The Basque History of the World, Mark Kurlansky, 1999
THE BASQUES SEEM to be a mythical people, almost an imagined people. Their ancient culture is filled with undated legends and customs. Their land itself, a world of red-roofed, whitewashed towns, tough green mountains, rocky crests, a cobalt sea that turns charcoal in stormy weather, a strange language, and big berets, exists on no maps except their own.

“The Serpent” Biophilia, O.E.Wilson Havard Press, 1984.
Perhaps the most bizarre of the biophilic traits is awe and veneration of the serpent… At least five ;percent of the people at any given time remember experiencing them, while many more would probably do so if they recorded their waking impressions over several months… The Hopi know Palulukon, the water serpent, a benevolent but frightening godlike being. The Kwakiutl fear the sisiutl, a three-headed serpent with both human and reptile faces, whose appearance in dreams presages insanity of death. The Sharanahus of Peru summon reptile spirits by taking hallucinogenic drugs and stroking their faces with the severed tongues of snakes. They are rewarded with dreams of brightly colored boas, venomous, snakes, and lakes teeming with caimans and anacondas. Around the world serpents and snakelike creatures are the dominant elements of dreams in which animals of any kind appear. They are recruited as the animate symbols of power and sex, totems, protagonists of myths and gods.

Prague, Arthur Phillips, Random House 2003
When you ask him your little question – profound or prosaic, about tea or tyranny – he will seem to marvel at the sweet and unlikely triumph of Life and Justice that allows for a world in which you, young person (though you may be nearly as old as Imre himself), can thrive and exert yourself, free of dictators, and have the time and freedom to wrestle with questions such as this one. He appreciates this new world, charmingly represented by you and your curiosity.

Winter World, Bernd Heinrich, Harper Collins, 2003
Crossbills raise their young when the seeds of spruce or pine cones are most plentifully available. This often requires them to lay their eggs in the winter. Nests with eggs have been found in New Brunswick, Canada, in the middle of January, and in February near Calais, Maine (Smith 1949). Crossbills are reputed to breed at almost any time of the year depending on any of a variety of different kinds of cone seeds they may find. In contrast, the crossbill’s relatives in the family of finches to which they belong, our goldfinches as well as European Goldfinches, are the latest-breeding birds; they delay breeding until August, when their seeds (thistle seeds) are ripening.

The Man Who Found Time, Jack Repcheck, Perseus Books, 2003.
Most previous scholars who had developed hypotheses about the earth had never questioned the church’s teachings. They saw Noah’s flood or the waters of the unformed earth as the explanation for all odd geologic formations, thus allowing the age of the earth to fit within six millennia… Hutton completely ignored the Bible and the Deluge, and as a result he was able to clearly see what rock formations told him.
Hutton’s theory was deeply upsetting on two counts. First it questioned the veracity of the Bible, and second, it displaced humans from close to the start of time. If the Book of Genesis was correct, man was created only five days after the earth was; if Hutton was correct, the earth had existed for eons before man came along. So, Copernicus took man away from the divine center of things, and Hutton took him away from the divine beginning of things.
Charles Darwin, writing seventy years after Hutton, took the concept of the divine away from man altogether. Darwin’s thesis was that far from having been created miraculously by God, the species Homo sapiens was simply descended from an ancestor shared with the common ape. No divine intervention was needed.

It’s Not About the Bike, Lance Armstrong, Berkley Books, 2000.
If you saw my body underneath my racing jersey, you’d know what I’m talking about. I’ve got marbled scars on both arms and discolored marks up and down my legs, which I keep clean-shaven. Maybe that’s why trucks are always trying to run me over; they see my sissy-boy calves and decide not to brake. But cyclists have to shave, because when the gravel gets into your skin, its’ easier to clean and bandage if you have no hair.
One minute you’re pedaling along a highway, and the next minute, boom, you’re facedown in the dirt. A blast of hot air hits you, you taste the acrid, oily exhaust in the roof of your mouth, and all you can do is wave a fist at the disappearing taillights.
Cancer was like that. It was like being run off the road by a truck, and I’ve got the scars to prove it. There’s a puckered wound in my upper chest just above my heart, which is where the catheter was implanted. A surgical line runs from the right side of my groin into my upper thigh, where they cut out my testicle. But the real prizes are two deep half-moons in my scalp, as if I was kicked twice in the head by a horse. Those are the leftovers from brain surgery.

Vanishing Halo, Daniel Gawthrop, Greystone Books, 1999
The boreal forest forms the longest natural border in the world, a continuous belt of green broken only by the Bering Sea and the northern Atlantic Ocean. This green halo dominates any map of the globe with the North Pole at its center.
The magnificent Russian taiga contains the largest unbroken tracts of forest in the world. Stretching from the Ural Mountains to the Pacific Ocean, these Russian woods include 54 percent of the world’s coniferous forest and 21 percent of the planet’s total forest area. A t 4 million square kilometers (1.5 million square miles), that’s nearly twice as large as Brazil’s rain forest. Most of the Russian taiga lies in central and western Siberia.

Pompeii, Robert Harris, Random House, 2003
Attilius shielded his eyes and contemplated the villa. He had never had much use for philosophy. Why one human being should inherit such a palace, and another be torn apart by eels, and third break his back in the stifling darkness rowing a liburnian – a man could go mad trying to reason why the world was so arranged. Why had he had to watch his wife die in front of him when she was barely older than a girl? Show him the philosophers who could answer that and we would start to see the point of them.

The Mysterious West, edited by Tony Hillerman, Harper Paperbacks, 1994
Coyote Peyote by Carole Nelson Douglas
Nobody thinks of Las Vegas as a huge, artificial oasis stuck smack wattle-and-daub in the middle of the Wild West wilderness like a diamond in the navel of a desert dancing girl. Nobody sees its gaudy glory as squatting on the onetime ghost-dancing grounds of the Southern Paiute Indians. Hardly anyone ever harks back to the area’s hairy mining-boom days, which are only evoked now by hokey casino names like The Golden Nugget.

The Long Summer, Brian Fagan
Lake Agassiz was the largest of the many meltwater lakes that lay along the Laurentide ice sheet's southern margins in 11,500 B.C. It supported cold-loving mollusks that nourish in water temperatures of about 5 degrees Centigrade and was such a large body of open water that it exercised a profound influence on the climate of the surrounding ice sheet. The cold surface of the lake caused a stronger southward flow from the perennial high-pressure centers over the ice to the north. This flow, in turn, blocked warmer winds and rainfall from the southwest. As a consequence, the Laurentide received minimal rainfall. The combination of global warming and scant snow accumulation meant that the margins of the ice sheet, and the Superior Lobe, retreated inexorably. Lake Agassiz grew and grew, swollen by glacial meltwater. By 11,000 B.C. the lakes waters extended so far eastward they almost completely flanked the lobe’s southern edge.
The rise continued. A tiny rivulet of freshwater crept across the deflated lobe and its moraines into what is now Lake Superior. The rivulet soon became a narrow stream, cutting rapidly into the soft ground. Soon the outflow became a rushing torrent, then a deluge. A vast inundation of glacial meltwater burst into the Saint Lawrence River. Within months, perhaps weeks, Lake Agassiz ceased to exist, except as a few remnants, like modern-day Lake Winnipeg.


The Myth of Excellence, Crawford and Mathews, Crown Business, 2001`
Years ago, we were invited to a dinner hosted by August Busch III, chairman and CEO of the Anheuser-Busch Co. The dinner was held at The White House, arguably at the time the finest restaurant in Anaheim, California. One entered the event by waking down an artificially created aisle that terminated at the feet of the host. “Bud or Bud Light?” Busch asked each guest in turn. If the answer was “Bud, please,” Busch nodded to a barman to his left. If the answer was “Bud light, please,” the nod went to the barman on his right. “Good evening, Bud or Bud light?” the genial Busch asked us when we had made our way to the front of the reception line. “Would you happen to have an O’Doul’s?” we asked. “Get this man an O’Doul’s,” Busch commanded an unwary waiter. “We don’t carry that – is Sharp’s okay?” the poor waiter asked. (For the uninitiated, Sharp’s is produced by Miller Brewing.) Not an award-winning display of service, but that is another story.


Reservation Blues, Sherman Alexie, Time Warner, 1995
“ Are you sure this is what you want?”
“ No. But we need the money. We ain’t got no money.”
“ Does everything have to be about money?”
“ Of course it does. Only people with enough money ever ask that question anyway.”
“ There’s a kind of freedom in poverty.”
That’s a lie. Checkers thought and felt worse for contradicting a priest, her priest.
“ Jesus didn’t have any money.” Father Arnold said.
“ Yeah, but Jesus could turn one loaf of bread into a few thousand. I can’t do that.”

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